I asked ChatGPT to tell me a funny and sarcastic story about a Narcissist and it told me the below as if it knew me a bit too personally. Enjoy :-)

Just when you thought you had witnessed the worst of lying, cheating and deceit, you run into your favorite narcissist, who’s decided that being greedy and untrustworthy in their duties just simply was good enough to be a truly evil person. Oh wait, it gets better! Honestly, who needs a conscience when you have your ego, think you’re entitled and abused family for decades? Not only are they compulsive liars but they are expert manipulators who think that there is never accountability coming.

In related news, this narcissist has the least care for those whom he fakes phony care-for! Sadly, his manipulative character and self-consumed ego cares only for himself and whatever materialistic possessions he can steal because he has no deceit work ethic.

And don’t even get me started on how they’re always pretending to be everyone’s friends and ‘greasing’ them-up by flaunting his status as a big-man-on campus; literally.

Let’s be real, folks, if this narcissist has no true friends, disowned and abused his family, and is truly a pathetic person. You know what’s even more pathetic is that this narcissist thinks they are so smart that others don’t recognize his pattern of behavior over many decades. In an effort to try and let the narcissist realize their past indiscretions and repent to be a decent person as they portend to be as a religious person, his brother gives him yet another opportunity to be honest. Never the one to be fair or honest, the narcissist doubles-down on lying and has now placed themselves in serious jeopardy with significant personal liability. Go ahead and try to roll your eyes at how ridiculous this whole situation is lying about evidence and suggesting legitimate questions are frivolous.

And if all else fails, they’ll just blame everyone else for your inadequacies because that’s what narcissists do best: deflect responsibility. So, the next time you see someone with an overinflated ego well beyond the norms of simply being funny in a moment, just remember: it’s probably your friendly neighborhood narcissist, practicing their craft and perfecting the art of self-absorption. Sadly, this is the story of truth and how this narcissist is trying to ruin every more people’s lives. Honestly, when you run across a narcissist, run away fast. Oh wait, I forgot – when the narcissists is a family member it’s a bit harder to run away but do it quickly! Last, but not least, your mental health and sanity are super important so do not let this narcist negatively affect your life. Even when things seem in despair and they have totally abused the legal system against you, your rights will eventually be asserted with God on your side, and everything will work out exactly as He intended.

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