{"id":897,"date":"2013-05-04T13:45:11","date_gmt":"2013-05-04T20:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kevinneal.com\/blog\/?p=897"},"modified":"2023-10-21T15:05:48","modified_gmt":"2023-10-21T23:05:48","slug":"121212-2012-movie-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kevinneal.com\/blog\/121212-2012-movie-review\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/12\/12 (2012) – Movie Review"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"12_12_12_2012\"<\/a>‘Holy Moly’ is all I can say! \u00a0This was truly one for the ages. \u00a0Brandee and I were Netflix’in for something to watch other than Columbo. \u00a0It wasn’t that we don’t like Columbo – if fact just the opposite but for whatever reason Netflix only has a total of 32 of these episodes to watch??? \u00a0So since we only have one more unwatched Columbo we decided to save that one for another time and choose a different movie so we picked 12\/12\/12 and boy-o-boy are we sorry.<\/p>\n

To be fair we knew that it only had a one-star rating in the first place so expectations were non-existent\u00a0that we were about to see a masterpiece but this takes the cake (and the icing with candles and about 5 layers of it too!)<\/p>\n

The movie starts with a rather gruesome scene of a lady giving birth. \u00a0Long-story short, the instant the kid is born he immediately starts going on a killing rampage. \u00a0Apparently this was not God passing-out “Brains” or “Trains” in the delivery room, but rather Satan passing out “Fangs”! \u00a0This little\u00a0Satan’s-spawn murderous technique was consistent throughout this pile-of-dodo film by attacking the neck of his victims.<\/p>\n

So the dodo begins to stink even more and more as this goes on and on without much rhyme or reason. \u00a0In fact, if this stinky poo had any\u00a0rhythm\u00a0at all is was like Carl Lewis butchering his\u00a0rendition\u00a0of our National Anthem.<\/p>\n